December 26, 2006

blah blah! it's christmas

The final xmas vlog! (Yet more of) xmas eve; also included are xmas morning and xmas evening. Christmas is way over-rated :p

It took me awhile to figure out what song to use; Christmas music was an obvious choice, but I think it's very annoying. I can't stand it! I wanted something not too cheery, but not too sad. I stumbled upon this, and I thought it fit the mood perfectly :x

Hopefully this isn't too boring, I know Christmas footage can be tedious to watch.. I tried to trim the tree.. well.. the video.. pun intended.. that wasn't very funny... but.. ho ho ho. Oh well...

The end is a little weird ;]

Music: Cosy In The Rocket by Psapp.

December 24, 2006


xmas eve

Happy Holidays!

December 16, 2006

friday night

Music: The House Wins by OK Go.

December 7, 2006


Yoda and pandas rockk.

Music: Panda Panda Panda by Deerhoof.

December 4, 2006

16th birthday

Today was my birthday.

And I just realized this is my 100th videoblog!

Thanks, Evan for your birthday video! And Renovating Michael and Chuck for your emails!

Music: Birthday by the Broken Spindles.

November 29, 2006


Last Thursday (Thanksgiving) I went on a family trip to Tunica, Mississippi.. there's nothing there except a couple of casinos. It's close to Memphis, though, so we went and saw (the overpriced, NO VIDEO, NO TOUCHING, blah, blah..) Graceland.. but for the most part I just walked around the hotel and listened to music (they didn't have wireless internet :[ ).

Just got back (late) Sunday night, and have been working longer than I'd like to admit on editing this.. I think there were like 300 video clips.. I tried to trim everything down :s !!

Music: Get Me Naked 2: The Electric Boogaloo by Minus the Bear.

November 22, 2006

tis' the season

Christmas commercials really get on my nerves. And giant toy ponies are creepy.

Music: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Andy Williams.

November 20, 2006

arr tired

November 12, 2006

crapp [2 long post in less than 5 days]

Topics discussed: corrupted files, videoblogging, old VHS camera, corporate profits, video views, commenting... ..

November 7, 2006

update 11.07

October 23, 2006

rainy sunday

Music: Hooray by Minus the Bear.

October 19, 2006

update 10.18

October 13, 2006

four wheeler

My aunt gave my dad a four wheeler, and today was the first time I took it out on my own. I don't really like going fast; I think it's just nice to "get away".

It was great until it broke down... then I had to walk a quarter of a mile back home. I'm blaming it on Friday the 13th, but it was actually because I'm not that good of a driver :(

Music: Sé Lest by Sigur Rós.

October 10, 2006


Today felt weird.

October 9, 2006

iMac!! part 2

I love iMac!

Music: You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate.

October 6, 2006


September 30, 2006

this is not an exit

This is the first live music performance I've been to.

This Is Not An Exit is a local band and my friend Denver is the drummer. They played a benefit show for "Relay For Life" last night. Check out their MySpace.

September 25, 2006

monday night

September 21, 2006

soccer game

I was dragged to my brother's soccer game. I decided not to watch, instead I walked around the soccer fields.

Music: Treefingers by Radiohead.

September 18, 2006


A year ago if you asked me what I "wanted to be", I would of told you "something in marketing". Now, though, I believe commercials are manipulative (at least they try to be).

Music: Track 3 by Sigur Rós.

September 10, 2006

update 9.9.06

September 6, 2006

update 9.6.06

September 3, 2006


The highlight of my Saturday night: playing Uno at my aunt's house. I feel like such a loser.

Music: The 15th by Fischerspooner.

September 2, 2006


Last night I was thinking it would be cool to walk to the end of the road... not for any real reason... I guess it was this impulse... so, this morning, I did.

Music: A Perfect Sonnet by Bright Eyes.

August 28, 2006

update 8.28.06

August 26, 2006

halloween in august

August 21, 2006

update 8.21.06

A new phone and a bracelet confession.

August 16, 2006


Music: You're Some Sort of Big, Fat, Smart-Bug, Aren't You? by Minus the Bear.

August 11, 2006


Music: Everyday Is Exactly The Same by Nine Inch Nails.

August 8, 2006

the after-nap

Naps are great.

August 6, 2006

lonely homework weekend

Homework rant. Fun, fun, fun.

August 1, 2006

back to school

Today was my first day of the 10th grade.

Music: I'm Gonna Fall by Ash.

July 29, 2006


July 28, 2006

July 27, 2006


Visited my grandmother in the hospital today (she had some sort of stomach operation done). I hate hospitals.

Music: Constants Are Changing by Boards of Canada.

July 24, 2006

cheese dinner

IKEA returns

IKEA hasn't really changed much since last week...

Music: Lovin' Machine by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

July 22, 2006

July 19, 2006

free prayer cloth

Saw this around 4:00 in the morning when I was trying to find something watchable on TV.

I thought it was funny...

July 17, 2006

July 16, 2006


Went to the Atlanta IKEA yesterday. Got some new furniture.

Music: Ikea by Jonathan Coulton.

July 13, 2006

sort of

July 11, 2006


Haven't had that much to do lately.

July 9, 2006

the spider

July 7, 2006

July 4, 2006

fourth of july

We had our fourth on the third.

Music: Summer Breeze by The Isley Brothers.

July 2, 2006

six flags over georgia

Went to Six Flags Over Georgia (about 40 miles away) yesterday with my dad and sister. I think this is our 5th time going so far this year.

Music: We Like To Party by the Venga Boys.

June 28, 2006

the orthodontist

That was awkward.

the mall of georgia

Music: Semi Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind.

June 27, 2006

foggy morning

So peaceful.

June 26, 2006

June 25, 2006

vegas road trip, part 12

The final day.

Music: Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles.

June 24, 2006

vegas road trip, part 11

A disgusting dinner at the Petro truck stop's Iron Skillet restaurant near Little Rock, Arkansas.

vegas road trip, part 10

Our breakfast at the Southfork Truck Stop diner in Arkansas.

vegas road trip, part 9

My stepdad was giving me a hard time about not wanting to use the dirty truckstop bathrooms (he calls going to the bathroom "pinching the loaf"... which is gross).

vegas road trip, part 8

A nasty Subway in Louisiana.

June 22, 2006

vegas road trip, part 7

Got stuck in the Houston, TX Flying J truck stop for 8 hours. Decided to make this video.

Music: Title and Registration by Death Cab For Cutie.

June 19, 2006

vegas road trip, part 6


Music: California by Phantom Planet.

June 17, 2006

vegas road trip, part 5

The last three days in Vegas.

Music: Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley.

June 13, 2006

vegas road trip, part 4

The New York-New York Casino & Hotel. I was surprised I didn't get thrown out for taking video inside the casino... but I did get a warning when I got off the Manhattan Express roller coaster: "for future refrence, cameras are not allowed on the ride". That fuckin ride was a huge ripoff- $12.50. They should pay me $12.50 to go on that old piece of shit. The casino and hotel towers were really cool, though.

Music: New York New York by Tony Bennett.

vegas road trip, part 3

New Mexico to Las Vegas, Nevada!

Music: Steal My Sunshine by Len and Take It Easy by the Eagles.

June 10, 2006

vegas road trip, part 2

Home to Tucumcari, New Mexico.

Music: Where the Streets Have No Name by U2.

June 8, 2006

June 6, 2006


June 5, 2006

bike chat

June 4, 2006

can't sleep

June 1, 2006

dinner at gram's

Music: Kid for Today by Boards Of Canada.

May 31, 2006

dollar store

I got the honor of going to the dollar store, where everything's a dollar!

May 30, 2006

moving plants

Music: Nature Anthem by Grandaddy.

May 29, 2006

end of freshman year

This post documents the last 3 weeks of the school year at Monroe Area High School... it reminds me of all those teen drama series on TV... except this is real ; )

Whenever I watch this, I get the nastolgic feeling of being in the 9th grade... it feels like it was only yesterday......

Music: Good Riddance by Green Day.

May 21, 2006

wal mart

Wal-Mart Supercenter
2050 West Spring St. Monroe, GA 30655

Music: Andvari by Sigur Rós.

May 16, 2006

mothers day

Sunday was Mother's Day. Sunday I had to go to this little "party" my family was having, then I drove home (we live on the same road). Then I went on the computer, then we had to leave to go see RV and eat Chinese. Then we had to go to my great aunt's house and see her new house... we stayed there a while, then I finally got to go home (I really didn't feel like going anywhere that day).

This video is a little lenghty (around 15 min.) because of the huge amount I shot Sunday. Also, because I introduced you to new people, I added subtitles to let you know who everyone was. Ok... I think that about sums it up...

May 12, 2006

the dentist

Wednesday I had to go to the dentist... well, it wasn't actually a dentist office, it was a technical college where people are still learning to clean teeth, where people go before they become dentist or dental hygenist. It cost like $17 versus $120, because the people aren't done with school yet... but the lady who cleaned my teeth told me she was about to graduate... but enough of the technical stuff! This video is simply a post covering my trip to the "dentist"... enjoy!

Music: My Shiny Teeth and Me from The Fairly OddParents.

May 7, 2006

the pig and the bear

Ok. This little incident occured on the bus on my ride home last week. Now, I admit, I thought it to be pretty funny. You may think otherwise. But, nevertheless, I am going against my judgement and goodwill and posting it here. The youth of America... what is this nation coming to?

April 30, 2006


I had to go to the park with my family one Sunday a few weeks ago. It was relativley boring, as you can tell from most of the video I captured. Of course, toward the end it did get kind of fun- we had this egg toss (which I did not participate in- I hate eggs), and then we had a 3-legged race (that was a little awkward... being so close to the person your teamed up with... in this case it was my mom). All in all, it was a miserable experience. I hate going to parks... especially when I end up being suckered (forced) into doing stuff like babysitting a 3 year old... damn. I never wanna go back to a freakin park with my family again. Next time, I'm stayin in the car : )

April 28, 2006

just visiting

When I filmed this video, we had visitors- my mom's friend and her 2 children (one who's name is Ethan... he's the wild and crazy 5 year old, and one who's name is Racheal... she's the girl sitting on the left... she's Ethan's sister) were visiting us from out of state. The video is kind of long, so let me give you a summary of what happens: we drive to the Chinese restaurant, we eat there, we drive to the movie theatre, we see a movie (The Benchwarmers), we drive home, they (the visitors) stay there for a while, then they leave. That's what happens. That's all there is to it... (don't worry, the video is better than is sounds)!

Oh... also in this video, I unveal the new starting/ ending sequence (much better than the old one!)... I don't know how long I'll keep this one... I kept the last one for 25 post... maybe I'll keep this one for 25, then change it after I reach 50 post..... I dunno.... it all just depends... oh yeah... be sure to leave your comments on the new sequence and the post..... if you want....

April 22, 2006

the georgia anthill massacre

I was outside and an ant bit me. I got very pissed off, so I pulled out the waterhose and started to "drown" them in water. Now, I know I probally wasn't killing them, but I sure did screw up their little colonies. Ha. Stupid ants! I hate them!

A horror "film" with a psycho ant killer on the loose... who would have guessed... damn... what will I think of next?

Music: the themes from Nightmare on Elm Street, Child's Play 2 and Jaws.

April 16, 2006

easter basket

This morning I woke up bright and early to try and find my Easter basket. It turned out to be alot harder than I thought it would be... that Easter bunny sure is good at hiding those baskets! I finally found mine underneath a blanket on a chair- and boy, was I excited! I just love the candy and goodies the Easter bunny brings!

Ok... this video is a bit exagerated. It takes alot more than just candy to get me that excited (nothing that I can think of at the moment) and I really don't like Easter that much... I don't really like it at all. Anyway, this is a (pretty) funny (and exagerated) video with some very Eastery background music... take a look!

Music: The Easter Rabbit, Here Comes Peter Cotton Tails and The Bunny Hop.

you're bea utiful

Ok. A viewer told me: "you should do a video for that You're Beautiful song. It Would be funny." I thought: yeah. So I downloaded the song to my iPod shuffle, went out in the backyard, and started recording. It turned out allright.... although my lip movements are almost always a bit out of sync with the actual music. Oh well... I tried my best : )

Just in case you were wondering, I added the color changing effect thing to it because it looked like something you'd see in a real music video.

If you have any suggestions on videos you would like to see on here, I'd be more than happy to try my best and make them for you. Thanks in advance for any suggestions you may have : )

Music: You're Beautiful by James Blunt.

fat-free mish-mash

Mmmm.... fat-free mish-mash! Yum! I had a ton of video files on my desktop that wern't quite worthy of their own vlog post, so, I picked the best clips from each of these videos, mixed them up, and put them all into one power packed, fat-free video- it's mish-mashed fun! This post took me like over 2 1/2 hours to edit- so I hope you like it : )

As for the adult content.... there is none (except for a little cussing from my grandmother). The adult content thing with the dogs is more of a joke.... just watch'll see!

Also, just in case your wondering, the title is just something I came up with while editing this thing. It sounded kind of neat, so I said, hey, why not use it? So, I did, and fat-free mish-mash was born.

April 15, 2006


Last week during spring break me and my family traveled to Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, TN (about 5 hours away from where we live). I took some pictures and video (I wish I would of taken more onride video... I'm sorry that I didn't)... alot of the video of which was taken through the back, side window of the fuel-effiecient car we were driving, a Suburban. Now I don't really like country music all that well... butI do like Dolly's country music (besides all of her refrences to god and jesus and crap like that). And, since this trip's purpose was to go to Dolly Parton's Dollywood, I said why not put Dolly's music through the whole damn thing... so I did... if your not a fan of country music... you may find this post's audio very annoying.... sorry to any of you non country folks out there (folks... get it... its country.......oh, forget it).

The song "Travelin' Thru" starts the video out on our "journey" with the driving to Pigeon Forge. When the video reaches the song "Why'd You Come in Here Lookin' Like That", we are now in Peigeon Forge. When the song "Coat of Many Colors" comes on, this follows you through to the end of the Dollywood footage. And finally, when the song "I Will Always Love You" comes on, we are leaving the Motel 6 we stayed in for two nights, remembering that we will always love Dollywood and Dolly Parton and Pigeon Forge (I guess.... I don't know... the song just sounded kinda sad and I wanted to end it with a sad ending...because we were sad when we had to leave....).

If you don't like the "driving footage", fast forward to around the 6 minute mark. Here the "driving footage" ends and the "fun at Dollywood" begins (lol).

Music: Travelin' Thru, Why'd You Come in Here Lookin' Like That, Coat of Many Colors and I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton.

March 30, 2006

39 days

It's been 39 days since my last Vlog post (well, today 40, but yesterday when I filmed this it was 39) but forget about the numbers. No one should ever neglect their vlog like that! That is just plain wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! I feel so bad. Look what happens when you don't post in your vlog- you go insane. Now, I admit, some (well, most) of the stuff in that video (ok, all) was made up and not true.... but, this could happen if you don't post regularly in your vlog (or anyone for that matter). So, watch, and remember- this could be me one day. Ok, no. Probally not. No. You never want to end up like that. Just stay regular, ok, promise me. You'll stay regular. Whatever that means. Ok. I'm totally lost. What was I talking about? Forget it. Just watch the damn post.

I look very very bad in this post! Anyway, just remember, It's made up. It's not real. Remember. I tried to make myself seem ugly, discutsting and insane, but I'm not. Ok. Just wanted to clear that up...

February 18, 2006

casi and wit

Whitney (10), my sister (the red head) and Cassi (12), my cousin (the other one) star in this real-life video of them preparing to go nextdoor to grandma's house to spend the night (something they do quite frequently). Although most of the content in the video is sutable for children, toward the end Cassi starts a stream of cussing and Whitney follows along (viewer discretion advised). Don't Cassi and Whitney get along great? I sure think so...

Music: Failing Digits by aerosolspray.

a trip to the mall

In this synergy of audio, video and photos, you're able to see the drive, the stores and thats about it. (This was actually shot at three malls: the Mall of Georgia, Discovery Mills and Georgia Square mall.) Just in case you were wondering, that creepy little mokey in the video is available at The Sharper Image for only $149.95 (yeah right!).

Music: open_source_C by duncan_beattie.

February 17, 2006

pep rally

I think pep ralleys are lame. But, edited down, pep ralleys arent too bad (they're still bad). This one in particular was to "get our school crunk for the girl's state basketball tournament" being held the following day in the gym. Do you think our pep ralleys are lame? Watch this abbreviated presentation our pep ralley and decide for yourself- be sure to leave your comments!

February 8, 2006

aint no

I was listening to this song Wednesday morning around 1:49 and just couldn't stop listening too it... this is a fairly good song that gets me out of my chair (literally) and singing. Get ready for "my solo debut"!

Music: Ain't no Mountain High Enough by Michael McDonald.

hair lick

See the "meaning of being lonely"- just watch this post. I was sitting quietly on the couch watching TV (I think it was the 10 o' clock news) and all of a sudden the cat jumps up and starts licking my hair. I found this odd and discusting. Although it was extremely gross, I didn't stop the cat; I just thought it was too weird... it doesn't get any more weird than this.

Music: Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely by the Backstreet Boys.

med fast parking lot

In this protest against Med Fast, I act caotic in the parking lot. What am I protesting you may ask? Well, they charge $25 to retrieve your medical records... doctor's offices medical records arent that big of a deal- just throw a couple of sheets of paper in the copier and copy. Whats the $25 for? The paper for the copies would only cost about $.15, the ink maybe $.20. Why do they need to charge $25? Probally cause they know people will eventually need to retain their records and will be willing to pay for them. What a**holes!

Feel free to call them if you have any medical "emergencies" or need any other assistance. I'm sure they'll be happy to help you out with whatever you may need! 770-554-5533

January 29, 2006

shopping quadrople feature

Watch as I shop at Old Navy, Target, Publix and Staples in this super quadrople feature shot over a 2 day "shopping spree". Why do I always get kicked out of stores?...

January 27, 2006


In this video, shot over a 3 day period, you are able to see my entire 7(+) hour school day, condensed into 8 minutes 11 seconds. From my ride on the bus to my walk out of the school, it's all here! To show the overall bizarreness of school, I have overlayed (most) the original audio and video (sped-up) with funny phrases said by teachers and students. Remember, It's hard sneaking a camera into school! Luckily, I didn't get caught... but I did get some weird looks and stares... anyway, it was worth it... I think.

January 22, 2006

homemade french-fries

Whats better than a nice, fresh batch of french-fries? Well, alot of things are... but thats not the point. See some raw potatoes "magically" turn into some delicously unhealthy, fried, greasy pieces of "food" in this supersized good video. See just about every step of the process- from the peeling to the eating, its all here!

Music: Hot Sax on a Platter by shagrugge.

saving annabelle

Oh, poor Annabelle! This weekend she chewed a big hole in a chair and wouldn't stop climbing into it! Whats wrong with her? Watch as me and my sister try and rescue her from the horrible fate of the living room chair. (No animals were harmed in the making of this film.)

January 18, 2006


I decided to play Bop-it-Extreme today in this pointless post (I haven't played it in over a year) and as it turned out, I was pretty good at it! Sorta...... not really.

January 17, 2006


It started raining outside. I decided to grab the camera (and a ziploc bag to put it in), and an umbrella and I went outside to record a video. Holy crap! Am I insane (don't answer that)? When I got back inside I was freezing cold. Thats the last time I ever do that (at least during winter).

January 16, 2006

golden corral

This video is based on the premise of Golden Corral's food giving you lumps and humps and being full of germs (hence the random coughing). I personally hate buffets (as you'll see in the video), and was inspired by that hatred to make this hard to swallow "documentary".

Music: My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas.

January 15, 2006

pedestrian attack

In this staged attack, I almost runover my brother. He gets mad, curses alot (I tried to "honk it out") and attacks me. Luckily, I was able to get it all on film. At the end he takes my keys, and then I really get mad. He's such a little pest.


Watch as I brave the cold with nothing but a jacket (and pants, and shoes and, well, you get the idea) and a camera in the cold, frigid weather.


Who doesn't like making crank calls? I know I do! Watch as I give some unsuspecting answerers some calls they probally wern't expecting.


I was wanting to drive around in the driveway, so i decided to get in the Mustang and go for a "ride". Little did I know I would almost crash into a parked truck and get really, really addicted to Starburst.


Watch as I ring in the New Year in this video filmed in the last 30 seconds of 2005 and the first 30 seconds of 2006!

January 14, 2006


Friday the 13th brought in a terrible storm. Ok, it wasn't that terrible, but, I still thought you should know about it, so I made you this weather report I thought you'de like to see. It's not much, just me holding a broken microphone and a blank sheet of paper, but it serves its purpose.