picnic

I had to go to the park with my family one Sunday a few weeks ago. It was relativley boring, as you can tell from most of the video I captured. Of course, toward the end it did get kind of fun- we had this egg toss (which I did not participate in- I hate eggs), and then we had a 3-legged race (that was a little awkward... being so close to the person your teamed up with... in this case it was my mom). All in all, it was a miserable experience. I hate going to parks... especially when I end up being suckered (forced) into doing stuff like babysitting a 3 year old... damn. I never wanna go back to a freakin park with my family again. Next time, I'm stayin in the car : )

just visiting

When I filmed this video, we had visitors- my mom's friend and her 2 children (one who's name is Ethan... he's the wild and crazy 5 year old, and one who's name is Racheal... she's the girl sitting on the left... she's Ethan's sister) were visiting us from out of state. The video is kind of long, so let me give you a summary of what happens: we drive to the Chinese restaurant, we eat there, we drive to the movie theatre, we see a movie (The Benchwarmers), we drive home, they (the visitors) stay there for a while, then they leave. That's what happens. That's all there is to it... (don't worry, the video is better than is sounds)!

Oh... also in this video, I unveal the new starting/ ending sequence (much better than the old one!)... I don't know how long I'll keep this one... I kept the last one for 25 post... maybe I'll keep this one for 25, then change it after I reach 50 post..... I dunno.... it all just depends... oh yeah... be sure to leave your comments on the new sequence and the post..... if you want....

the georgia anthill massacre

I was outside and an ant bit me. I got very pissed off, so I pulled out the waterhose and started to "drown" them in water. Now, I know I probally wasn't killing them, but I sure did screw up their little colonies. Ha. Stupid ants! I hate them!

A horror "film" with a psycho ant killer on the loose... who would have guessed... damn... what will I think of next?

Music: the themes from Nightmare on Elm Street, Child's Play 2 and Jaws.

easter basket

This morning I woke up bright and early to try and find my Easter basket. It turned out to be alot harder than I thought it would be... that Easter bunny sure is good at hiding those baskets! I finally found mine underneath a blanket on a chair- and boy, was I excited! I just love the candy and goodies the Easter bunny brings!

Ok... this video is a bit exagerated. It takes alot more than just candy to get me that excited (nothing that I can think of at the moment) and I really don't like Easter that much... I don't really like it at all. Anyway, this is a (pretty) funny (and exagerated) video with some very Eastery background music... take a look!

Music: The Easter Rabbit, Here Comes Peter Cotton Tails and The Bunny Hop.

you're bea utiful

Ok. A viewer told me: "you should do a video for that You're Beautiful song. It Would be funny." I thought: yeah. So I downloaded the song to my iPod shuffle, went out in the backyard, and started recording. It turned out allright.... although my lip movements are almost always a bit out of sync with the actual music. Oh well... I tried my best : )

Just in case you were wondering, I added the color changing effect thing to it because it looked like something you'd see in a real music video.

If you have any suggestions on videos you would like to see on here, I'd be more than happy to try my best and make them for you. Thanks in advance for any suggestions you may have : )

Music: You're Beautiful by James Blunt.

fat-free mish-mash

Mmmm.... fat-free mish-mash! Yum! I had a ton of video files on my desktop that wern't quite worthy of their own vlog post, so, I picked the best clips from each of these videos, mixed them up, and put them all into one power packed, fat-free video- it's mish-mashed fun! This post took me like over 2 1/2 hours to edit- so I hope you like it : )

As for the adult content.... there is none (except for a little cussing from my grandmother). The adult content thing with the dogs is more of a joke.... just watch it....you'll see!

Also, just in case your wondering, the title is just something I came up with while editing this thing. It sounded kind of neat, so I said, hey, why not use it? So, I did, and fat-free mish-mash was born.

dollywood

Last week during spring break me and my family traveled to Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, TN (about 5 hours away from where we live). I took some pictures and video (I wish I would of taken more onride video... I'm sorry that I didn't)... alot of the video of which was taken through the back, side window of the fuel-effiecient car we were driving, a Suburban. Now I don't really like country music all that well... butI do like Dolly's country music (besides all of her refrences to god and jesus and crap like that). And, since this trip's purpose was to go to Dolly Parton's Dollywood, I said why not put Dolly's music through the whole damn thing... so I did... if your not a fan of country music... you may find this post's audio very annoying.... sorry to any of you non country folks out there (folks... get it... its country.......oh, forget it).

The song "Travelin' Thru" starts the video out on our "journey" with the driving to Pigeon Forge. When the video reaches the song "Why'd You Come in Here Lookin' Like That", we are now in Peigeon Forge. When the song "Coat of Many Colors" comes on, this follows you through to the end of the Dollywood footage. And finally, when the song "I Will Always Love You" comes on, we are leaving the Motel 6 we stayed in for two nights, remembering that we will always love Dollywood and Dolly Parton and Pigeon Forge (I guess.... I don't know... the song just sounded kinda sad and I wanted to end it with a sad ending...because we were sad when we had to leave....).

If you don't like the "driving footage", fast forward to around the 6 minute mark. Here the "driving footage" ends and the "fun at Dollywood" begins (lol).

Music: Travelin' Thru, Why'd You Come in Here Lookin' Like That, Coat of Many Colors and I Will Always Love You by Dolly Parton.