shopping quadrople feature

Watch as I shop at Old Navy, Target, Publix and Staples in this super quadrople feature shot over a 2 day "shopping spree". Why do I always get kicked out of stores?...

freshmen

In this video, shot over a 3 day period, you are able to see my entire 7(+) hour school day, condensed into 8 minutes 11 seconds. From my ride on the bus to my walk out of the school, it's all here! To show the overall bizarreness of school, I have overlayed (most) the original audio and video (sped-up) with funny phrases said by teachers and students. Remember, It's hard sneaking a camera into school! Luckily, I didn't get caught... but I did get some weird looks and stares... anyway, it was worth it... I think.

homemade french-fries

Whats better than a nice, fresh batch of french-fries? Well, alot of things are... but thats not the point. See some raw potatoes "magically" turn into some delicously unhealthy, fried, greasy pieces of "food" in this supersized good video. See just about every step of the process- from the peeling to the eating, its all here!

Music: Hot Sax on a Platter by shagrugge.

saving annabelle

Oh, poor Annabelle! This weekend she chewed a big hole in a chair and wouldn't stop climbing into it! Whats wrong with her? Watch as me and my sister try and rescue her from the horrible fate of the living room chair. (No animals were harmed in the making of this film.)

bop-it

I decided to play Bop-it-Extreme today in this pointless post (I haven't played it in over a year) and as it turned out, I was pretty good at it! Sorta...... not really.

rain

It started raining outside. I decided to grab the camera (and a ziploc bag to put it in), and an umbrella and I went outside to record a video. Holy crap! Am I insane (don't answer that)? When I got back inside I was freezing cold. Thats the last time I ever do that (at least during winter).

golden corral

This video is based on the premise of Golden Corral's food giving you lumps and humps and being full of germs (hence the random coughing). I personally hate buffets (as you'll see in the video), and was inspired by that hatred to make this hard to swallow "documentary".

Music: My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas.

pedestrian attack

In this staged attack, I almost runover my brother. He gets mad, curses alot (I tried to "honk it out") and attacks me. Luckily, I was able to get it all on film. At the end he takes my keys, and then I really get mad. He's such a little pest.

cold

Watch as I brave the cold with nothing but a jacket (and pants, and shoes and, well, you get the idea) and a camera in the cold, frigid weather.

crankcalls

Who doesn't like making crank calls? I know I do! Watch as I give some unsuspecting answerers some calls they probally wern't expecting.

drivemix

I was wanting to drive around in the driveway, so i decided to get in the Mustang and go for a "ride". Little did I know I would almost crash into a parked truck and get really, really addicted to Starburst.

newyear2006

Watch as I ring in the New Year in this video filmed in the last 30 seconds of 2005 and the first 30 seconds of 2006!

wind

Friday the 13th brought in a terrible storm. Ok, it wasn't that terrible, but, I still thought you should know about it, so I made you this weather report I thought you'de like to see. It's not much, just me holding a broken microphone and a blank sheet of paper, but it serves its purpose.